Dad Jokes: The Best One Liners for Father's Day
Posted on June 07 2018
What's Forrest Gump's password?
Want to hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tearable
Ahhh, laughter - the world's greatest medicine! It puts grins on faces, relieves stress and some say it even cures cancer. It's so powerful just the thought of laughing makes you feel better.
It's such an essential part of life, you really can't have enough. From the time we first learn to speak, laughter becomes a fundamental cornerstone of life and strengthens bonds between families and friends. It shapes your sense of humor and even your personality.
Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?
They say he made a mint.
What time did the man go to the dentist?
For many, the first joke you heard as a child came from dear old dad. And I'm sure you thought it was hilarious at the time, but in retrospect, it wasn't actually that funny. It's almost as if the moment a man becomes a father, something sprouts from within, altering them forever and creating a love for predictable puns. Dad jokes are traditionally so unfunny they wind up being unintentionally hilarious. Whether it involves a chicken crossing a road or the timeless "knock-knock" joke, it's universally accepted that fathers tell the corniest jokes.
In celebration of Father's Day, we want to hear your all-time favorite Dad jokes. It doesn't matter if the special guy in your life is a stand up comedian or the king of puns, we want to hear them from you? The cheesiest, corniest jokes will be featured on our social media and blog.
Here's how to participate:
1. Go to the Colonial Candle Facebook Page or Instagram Profile
2. Comment on our Father's Day joke post
3. Using the hashtag #CCDadJoke, share your punniest Dad joke!
*Speaking of Dads... The Entire Manly Indulgence Collection is Buy One Get 1/2 OFF for Father's Day!
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